a movement circumnavigating the globe seeking to answer the question that heckles us with every teethbrushing: what kind of mouths do the people who make toothpaste have that requires such strong mint flavors. with the 1% controlling the economy, and 99% of us using numbing pastes, we have curdled. in that pursuit we have pledged to turn the tables on said jaws by publishing something every whenever i feel like it.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
upgrading our pastes
how about some toothpaste that we can use right after we drink orange juice, or that we can drink orange juice right after we use
toothpaste hasnt evolved
its time we had some fitting toothpaste for our post-mayan apocalypse
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