The one man football league struts into Austin. Touchdown for footballs everywhere.
Kaepernick, who can't play in the NFL because he doesn't sing a song, serves simultaneously as the CKFL commissioner, chairman, CEO, head coach, and player.
This Sunday he'll be throwing lasers into swinging tires at distances representing the percentage of people of color imprisoned for drug crimes. Other quarterbacking tricks will round out the 4 hour show, which will also be live streamed on the internet.
Tickets are on flail at wicketwaster.
