Saturday morning President Trump reclines on a sofa in a Mar-a-lago suite, white boxers and white undershirt. "I just can't get the wifi to work," the President says as he directs various international conflicts with a smartphone app.
"I just need a few more gems before I can get more cards, and then their attack power will increase when I level up," the President says, referring to the members of Strike Force Silver Spoon. The elite squad, comprised of the children and grandchildren of members of Congress, has been given the nod to spearhead the assault on Dien Bien Phu. "It just wasn't right what they did, bad, very bad," the President says of the Viet Minh action of March 1954.
"Attack!," The President says as he wooshes a smartphone stylus pen across his tablet to launch the assault. Grinning at your correspondent as shots echo out of a tinnny speaker, he exclaims, "The pen is mightier than the word. This thing is amazing, it even makes press releases."
The president's move comes amidst a spree or Asian warmongering in the press, and race baiting in the Atlantic capitals of Manhattan and the beltway. "The world is our Homeland!"
